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Who: The Texas Triffid Ranch is a very small nursery specializing in carnivorous, prehistoric, and otherwise exotic plants.
Where: As the name implies, the Triffid Ranch is based in Dallas, Texas. http://www.txtriffidranch.com for details.
Why: I used to be a professional writer, but then I got better, and the plants are a major factor in this.-
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Tag Archives: head explodey
I get by with a little hemp from my friends
One of the greatest gifts I’ve yet received in the past ten years is the collection of friends, cohorts, and interested bystanders gathered together through a mutual love of plants. I get calls and E-mail at all hours, asking “Do … Continue reading
Posted in Hard Science, Introductions, Personal Interlude
Tagged cristate, evil experimentation, head explodey, road trip, thistle, triffids
It’s amazing what you can get done on a three-day weekend
You know, most people spend a three-day holiday weekend lazing about, or puttering, or maybe getting a few things done that the normal schedule doesn’t allow. Oh, we did quite a bit of that. Date night on Saturday night was … Continue reading
Posted in Hard Science
Tagged evil experimentation, head explodey, Sarracenia, triggerplants
Oh, my aching brain
One of the curses of having interesting friends is that they can be a bit too interesting. See, they share things. Horrible, mind-altering things. Things that leave me in a little fetal ball, crying “Lord, why hast Thou forsaken me?” … Continue reading
Posted in I'm living in my own private Tanelorn, Dumb Ideas
Tagged G.G Allium, head explodey, really bad ideas
“A garden unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.”
The office is nearly cleared, and all but two boxes out of fifteen are sorted. The Triffid Ranch now has two more growing spaces for Nepenthes pitcher plants, and a new “proofing oven” shelf arrangement for caring for tropical carnivore … Continue reading
Posted in I'm living in my own private Tanelorn, Projects
Tagged Aurealia C. Scott, Books, garden design, H.R. Giger, head explodey, train garden
I’m living in my own private Tanelorn
In the incessant kvetching about Dallas weather, I should bring up that we have a phrase for it: “If you don’t like it, hang around for ten minutes and it’ll change.” Last week? Subfreezing temperatures. This week? Rain and highs … Continue reading
I’m living in my own private Tanelorn
In loving memory of the late Nigel Tufnel, here’s the best song on geology ever written. Personally, I don’t worry about poor Nigel. He’s probably currently holed up in the Roy Orbison Celebrity Rehab Clinic and Retreat in Sheepdip, Wyoming. … Continue reading
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Tagged head explodey, I'm living in my own private Tanelorn
Time for a bit of head explodey
I’m a big fan of living miniature gardens, even if my ideas tend to go a bit…dark. Now, it’s easy to go dark, but I also enjoy adding a bit of natural history to the mix. This is why I … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged dinosaurs, head explodey, penjing, statuary, vivaria
Call in the burn squad
I don’t make a huge deal of my Scottish heritage, no matter how badly the Czarina wants to see me in a kilt. (She’s Welsh: it can’t be helped.) One aspect of my paternal ancestry, though, leads to a lot … Continue reading
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Tagged evil experimentation, fresnel lens, head explodey
“Something’s wrong with Jack”
Back in the fall of 1993, I took a date to see the premiere of The Nightmare Before Christmas. Although I was still trying to get the taste of Tim Burton’s Batman out of my mouth, I was willing to … Continue reading
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Tagged head explodey, television
“If the Sontarans don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
For the last several years, I’ve joked that my gardening style resembles a television show. Namely, an unspeakable Lovecraftian fusion of Doctor Who and The Red Green Show. This being Texas, this requires me to explain the metaphor in terms … Continue reading
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Tagged Doctor Who, head explodey, Red Green