Tag Archives: flamingos

I’m living in my own private Tanelorn

Posted on September 9, 2011 by

A few extra observations for the weekend, because I’m getting paid by the pithy comment. (Go ahead and laugh. Eating fresh grass cuttings and bowls of hot bluejean soup on the front porch of a refrigerator box builds character.) Firstly, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , ,

“Gnomes…WITH GUNS!

Posted on August 11, 2011 by

Okay, the ongoing cold war between gnomes and flamingos just went hot. Namely, some sicko is giving gnomes M-16s. I guess it’s my perogative to fit the local flamingos with air-to-surface missiles, just to give them a fighting chance, eh? … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged ,

Gnomes vs. flamingos: the war continues

Posted on May 25, 2011 by

I see that the garden gnome/plastic flamingo war picked up a bit. I guess the gnomes couldn’t figure out what “Phase 2” was.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , ,

Appropriate garden sculpture

Posted on May 21, 2011 by

With many thanks to Darren Naish, THIS is what I call appropriate garden sculpture. The only way I’m working with garden gnomes if if I’m allowed to recreate the outdoor morgue scene from The Walking Dead.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , ,

Gnomes vs. Flamingos: The War Continues

Posted on May 19, 2011 by

Elizabeth Licata at Garden Rant made a very interesting point about the ongoing garden gnome invasion, particularly her quote “It’s an interesting paradox: the most fanciful products of the human imagination are marketed to consumers as a way to replace … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged ,