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Who: The Texas Triffid Ranch is a very small nursery specializing in carnivorous, prehistoric, and otherwise exotic plants.
Where: As the name implies, the Triffid Ranch is based in Dallas, Texas. http://www.txtriffidranch.com for details.
Why: I used to be a professional writer, but then I got better, and the plants are a major factor in this.-
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Category Archives: Hard Science
“When there’s no more room in Hell, Datura will walk the earth.”
Early last year, I wrote an article about the angel trumpet, Datura stramonium, and was inordinately proud of being probably the only garden writer alive who could name-drop “Papa Doc” Duvalier, Charles Manson, Hunter S. Thompson, and George Romero in … Continue reading
“I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing.”
The weather has been strange in North Texas, but not as strange as it was last year. That said, we’ve had odd fluctuations in both temperature and humidity, with mixed results among the carnivores. The flytraps and butterworts love the … Continue reading
I get by with a little hemp from my friends
One of the greatest gifts I’ve yet received in the past ten years is the collection of friends, cohorts, and interested bystanders gathered together through a mutual love of plants. I get calls and E-mail at all hours, asking “Do … Continue reading
Posted in Hard Science, Introductions, Personal Interlude
Tagged cristate, evil experimentation, head explodey, road trip, thistle, triffids
Introducing Hemidactylus turcicus
As mentioned for a while, we have a lot of Mediterranean geckos (Hemidactylus turcicus) in the Dallas area. As can be told by the name, they’re not native in the slightest: they apparently arrived in the US in Florida on … Continue reading
Posted in Hard Science, Introductions, Uncategorized
Tagged Hemidactylus turcicus, Mediterranean gecko
It’s amazing what you can get done on a three-day weekend
You know, most people spend a three-day holiday weekend lazing about, or puttering, or maybe getting a few things done that the normal schedule doesn’t allow. Oh, we did quite a bit of that. Date night on Saturday night was … Continue reading
Posted in Hard Science
Tagged evil experimentation, head explodey, Sarracenia, triggerplants
Introducing Stylidium debile
When I started studying carnivorous plants nearly a decade ago, I had no idea as to the level of trouble I was going to get into by now. I could count the number of carnivorous genera on my hands, I … Continue reading
Posted in Hard Science, Introductions
Tagged green harlots, Stylidium debile, triggerplants
Introducing Cephalotus follicularis
At Triffid Ranch shows, the thirdmost common comment I get is “I used to have a Venus flytrap, but it died.” I usually try to help out as much as possible so as to prevent that in the future. The … Continue reading
Posted in Hard Science, Uncategorized
Tagged Cat Piss Man, Cephalotus, green harlots, sarracenia northwest, slow-growing plants
More from our friend Echinocactus texensis
I thought that last year’s blooming season for the indigenous horsecrippler cactus was prodigious. I had literally no idea. The way they’re all going insane, I’ll be up to my armpits in ripe Echinocactus texensis fruit by the end of … Continue reading
Posted in Hard Science
Tagged Echinocactus texensis, horsecrippler
Introducing Strategus aloeus
Most friends know that I’m a defender of the odd animals in the garden. Others celebrate the bluebirds and the box turtles, but I’m the one who encourages the paper wasps, the Mediterranean geckos, and the occasional armadillo out back. … Continue reading
The reblooming of Antarctica
Discuss with friends or co-workers where they would go and what they would do if given access to cheap and effective time travel, and the answers are usually painfully expected. Well, they are if the idea is not to influence … Continue reading
Posted in Hard Science
Tagged Antarctica, Newfoundland and Labrador, sundews, triggerplants, Wollemi pines